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The Amazing Telescopic Eye

The Blogger in the Rye Entertainment presents...
THE AMAZING TELESCOPIC EYE
After years of research soon to be world famous textile designer Laura F. Word came up with a solution to satisfy the urge to peek into other people's ears without being noticed. 
Watch from afar and you'll see nothing.
Give it a closer look and you'll see a whole new reality!

Created with the latest technology in black cotton fabric and magnifying glasses and only in a limited edition, soon to be discontinued and forgotten.
What are you waiting for? Hurry up! 
Order now your AMAZING TELESCOPIC EYE
 at www.impossiblecrap.com

and take a minute to answer our poll:
 If you could extend one part of your body, which one would that be? 

2 comments:

  1. i've searched and searched and can't find that website , i wanted to order 5!!!!!it has the look of an ardvark mixed with a dalek and an irish nun , i think you may be on to something .....
    and seeing as your asking
    i would like to extend my entire body, could you , using some more of this latest technology make a body lenghtener ???? i would like to preorder one now. .

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  2. ardvark+dalek+Irish nun... hahhaha!
    About the website, sorry, but only people with special powers can see it.
    And for the body lenghtener, try to contact the Holy Office of the Inquisition, they are experts.

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